Yo guys, I’ve never done blogging in my life… so be gentle, I’ll do my best!
So what this is all about?
People tell me I seem intelligent…. but, there are lots of days that I feel dumb. You know, like idiotic dumb?
Mostly those are the days, as well, where I really wanna talk about the dumb shit that I come up with. I kinda need this… stuff… here! THE BLOG!
I am creating this, so I can find like-minded people, that I can communicate with, share every now and then thing or two, and just be honest, like you know… pure HONEST! 100%. No filters, No Bullshit, just speak from ma hart!
I KNOW that lots of you will find themselves in some of the stuff, or will find the answer to the popular questions that are always lurking in the back of our heads like “Is this happening to me only, or there are others?“, or shit like, you know, when you stay at the party or something… and there is a fan close… and there is that sneaky voice in the head: “should I stick my fingers in the fan? will it cut them off instantly, or they will fly around, be messy and stuff?” u know?
I MEAN COME ON!
Don’t start with that bullshit like: “Wtf this guy is talking about, it never happened to me, pfff I am not crazy”… because I am sure we all have that voice in the head, just you don’t pay attention! BE HANEST to yourself, yo!
Anyway, not to sidetrack much, was trying to say… I write, you read, you comment, I read, I reply, You read, you replY, I read, I scratch, I think, … I explode.
That is how this should Work!
Those who want to join us in the conversation, are officially gonna be part of our fellowship, and named and ranked up into Idiots. Congratulations!
I am the first and the biggest idiot around, and that is why I am the Intelligent Idiot.
You be good, be smart, read books (x.x.x magazines doesn’t count), and some day… maybe… you will find out, the answer that you were expecting to get, if I would have finished this sentence.
Also, for the grammar kids… English is not my first language. I will do mistakes. I will miss-spell intentionally just to piss you off. I will as well, create new words out of randomizing letters that are not supposed to be randomized in that sequence. And trust me, It might piss you off a bit more. So if that is not your cup of tea, Leave Immediately, I DO NOT take responsibility for any butt pain, over-salting yourself, or creating discoNfort.
The Question for Million Dollars!
okay… not million but guys… I will try, maybe not very very hard… but I will try, to earn something from my typing, because I like it. I really do. And if it gives me the means to pay rent and stuff, I would really much prefer, to do what I love, and just give you some awesome shit that comes from my brain, you kno?
No day job, just read stuff, do stuff, write you here, hang out, and just pure pleasure and positive energy for us all, rite?!
Anywhou, I will serve some (not annoying) ads, or recommend you products that I personally use with affiliate links from Amazon, or others, or whatever… but worry not… IT WON’T BE ANNOYING! You won’t even notice it, but it would really help if you, like, use Amazon to buy stuffs around anyway, then buy from my links… help a fellow idiot with a beer or two 😀 it costs you nothing, coz when you click on the link, it tells them there “yo this guy is coming from I-I.com” and they buy me beer! Crazy right?!
This is how I imagine the future with our Idiotism that we are starting right now.
I would love to be able to write 1-2-3 posts a week, but since I do other stuffs in life, I will do ma best 😀
I won’t go really personal into my life, or your lifes, just general stuffs, pure brainstorming, and trash talk.
I want to see if people can connect without sharing extremely intimate stuffs, just on a brain waves level kinda… and maybe later… if we really look into it… like deep into it… we can most certainly say, that possibility exists of maybe even getting closer into the specific details that we might be interested in.
if that makes sense, right?
Last thing: Guys… if I am baked, and you find some parts difficult to understand, it might help to roll one, breath 5 times deep in, and out. Relax your mind. Make peace with yourself. And then, AND ONLY then… you will understand all the things that you had understood previously.
Now I would really love to stick around more guys, but my roomate, and sex partner, is calling me downstairs, to romantically wash the dishes.
Glad that I have introduced myself to you fellow idiots… and comment below if you feel like you want to know something more or what I should type next, and all those things. This is OUR thing now… not mine!
Until next time, ma idiots,